Grove City 

A small town in western PA. The population of this hell hole takes the term "neo conservative" to unspeakable extremes, and contains within itself the largest "presbyterian caucasian-anyone else" ratio ever possible.

Anyone unfortunate enough to end up in the God-forsaken horrible place is slowly falling down a deep, dark abyss of stupidiy and narrow-mindedness. Since the inhabitants of Grove City are falling down a bottomless pit, they will all die of starvation and go to hell, where they all belong.

You're voting for Bush just because John Kerry insignificantly mispronouned a Bible verse? Holy hell, he's a presidential candidate, not a fucking priest. You're so Grove City.

Grove City by the minority November 8, 2004

Grove City 

A small town in western Pa which, despite what everyone else thinks, is not 100% white christians. Nor do we all have Klan uniforms. While we are mostly republican, there are many democrats in town.

Guy {after actually visiting GC}: Hey, Grove City isnt the shitty place everone thinks it is.

Grove City by William M. W. Turner September 5, 2008

Grove City 

Adjective used to describe an oppressively religious and/or narrowminded person or idea.

Inspired by the small college in Grove City, Pennsylvania, which has consistantly ranked among the top five schools in the nation (according to Princeton Review) for having the most caucasian student body, the least viable social life, least accepting of alternative lifestyles, and most holy student body.

So your roommate's gay, big deal. Don't be so Grove City.

Grove City by bmovierat October 28, 2004

Grove City 

A small town in Western Pennsylvania, which is home to Grove City Cult - also known as Grove City College. The purpose of a college or university is to educate and help people develop character. Therefore, it is necessary to provide diversity and different perspectives in your learning. At Grove City College, surrounded by ignorant, self-centered, naive, and narrow-minded staff, students, and faculty, you’ll be lucky to experience something outside of the white-conservative-Presbyterian culture. The saddest thing is that they do not want to change and are happy with the way they run things. And they call themselves Christians, trying to represent the kingdom of heaven?!?

Grover: Hey Sally, you going to come over to the student union to celebrate Ronald Reagan's Birthday with me?!? The college helped us with throwing our 16th Annual Birthday Bash!
Sally: I'm there dude!
Lonely Minority: (to himself) Funny...Martin Luther King Jr's Birthday and Black History month haven't even been mentioned or celebrated for the last 4 years...leave it up to the Grove City Cult

Grove City by Lonely Minority February 19, 2009

Grove City 

A shithole town in Western Pennsylvania, full of uptight hypocrites and sluts. You might be wondering if it's as bad as the other definitions say it is. It's much worse. No one has any sense of humor. These are the kind of people that watch thie Simpsons not because it's funny, but because they think Flanders makes "a lot of sense." Avoid Grove City at all costs.

Dude 1: "I'm thinking of moving to Grove City"
Dude 2: "...we're not hanging out anymore"
OR
Dude 1: "I'm from Grove City"
Dude 2: "Get out of my house. Now."

Grove City by Vampire_Kid October 24, 2011

grove city 

A right wing town in western P.A. in the USA. It houses the most narrow minded rednecks on the face of the plannet, although the people are rather wealthy, they are complete morons.

Is that a person wearing a clan uniform and trying to convert every person who isnt a christian? must be from grove city.

grove city by santab November 5, 2004

grove city 

a small town in western pennsylvania that everyone thinks they know. A general distaste is constantly felt towards it due to its superiority to other towns. It houses Grove City College, one of the most renowned colleges in the country. Though a relatively preppy campus it encompasses preps and headbangers.

PSU Student 1: Dude that kid is so Grove City!
PSU Student 2: What do u mean?
PSU Student 1: He most likely has more money on him then ur daddy makes in a year.

grove city by towhben March 14, 2009