Groh

Funny last name that is often mistaken and Grotch.

girl- "Hey did you say Grotch or Groh?"
guy- "I said Groh you dumbshit."
gurl- "Sorry."
guy- "How did you get Grotch out of Groh? You are a stupid crack whore."

by anonomouseness March 22, 2009

Groh

An activity where you smear fecal material in your pubes and have a male prostitute lick it up.

David: “Hey bob I just did groh today.”

Bob: “tf wrong with you”

by Grohlover69420 November 25, 2021

steel groh

A british band formed in 2003. The band came together when Glen started singing on the bench outside his house on sunday morning, gaining money from the church goers. After a while, he'd earnt enough money to buy another band member, Adam. Adam thankfully knew how to play the guitar and the band was formed. Steel Groh have written many chart topping hits such as "Refugee," "Jamacia," Tubustant" and "Mina I Love You."
Their first gig was at Kidderminster Harriers football club where they managed to start a fight after the song "Jamacia" offended a drunk Jamacian. This drunkard was so enraged that he threw a half eaten ice bun onto the stage. Glen picked up the bun and started eating it - much to the audience's horror and dismay. The band left the stage a few minutes later after Adam had a phone call from his parents announcing that his tabby cat, Mr. Whiskers, had given birth.
The band now lives in a flat in a cold place, just west of that place you used to know. They manage to get from one day to another by eating the wrong foods and tuna cans.
Steel Groh's second album, "Something Quick and Witty" is now out.

I went to see Steel Groh last night in Birmingham! They were swell! My eyes started leaking like hell when they played Refugee...

by Gleneth C November 2, 2007

Grohlism

The religion which follows lead singer of The Foo Fighters and former drummer of Nirvana "Dave Grohl"

Pat: "Do you follow Christianity?"
Chris: "No, I follow Grohlism"

by foo fan December 18, 2011

dave grohlasm

the heightened state of excitement or ecstasy experienced when watching or listening to Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.

Mel experienced multiple dave grohlasms when listening to the Foo Fighters new album.

by mdtx2 October 3, 2007

Dave Grohl

A very talented musician. Dave has preformed with bands such as Nirvana whom he played drums for, Queens of the Stoneage who he drummed with, and his own band, the Foo Fighters, where he plays guitar and sings lead vocals. He also has drummed with Nine Inch Nails and headed the heavy metal project Probot.

Dave Grohl has played with a LOT of bands.

by Rusty Shackelfurd September 14, 2005

dave grohl

GROHL = GOD. period.

Dave Grohl is God. & that's all you should know.

by ASHMEISTAHHH July 20, 2008