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Green Bear by rund3coy January 5, 2009
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"Ugh I hate her! She is always going off and saying the dumbest things."
"Seriously she is such a green gummy bear. Let's exclude her and throw toothpicks at her when she's not looking."
"Seriously she is such a green gummy bear. Let's exclude her and throw toothpicks at her when she's not looking."
green gummy bear by Red_Gummy_bear June 9, 2008
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Green Bay bear hug
Hugging someone tightly, while holding an entire loaf of good cheddar cheese in one hand and a regulation football in the other, preferably while overlapping wrists or forearms behind the back of the receiver.
It was so good to see him that I ran right over and gave him a long, warm, Green Bay bear hug, then let him take a big bite off my loaf before falling back and passing him the ball, in a perfect, short spiral.
Green Bay bear hug by GungaDan August 26, 2022
Shaving my green beard
Similar in meaning to chinny reckon. Used to express disbelief, always with an exaggerated motion of one hand on the chin, as though shaving/stroking an imaginary beard. It means that whatever the first speaker has said is so fanciful or impossible that another impossible thing must be true.
Shaving my green beard by Bobbity Bob Bobbert August 22, 2011
green beard
Said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act.
Emphasis must be on the "ee" sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.
see variations at: Beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, Jimmy, Jimmy Hill
Synonym: "yeah, right!"
Emphasis must be on the "ee" sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.
see variations at: Beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, Jimmy, Jimmy Hill
Synonym: "yeah, right!"
green beard by Rize December 15, 2003
itchy green beard
An exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. This statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.
Friend: "Dude, I slept with Olivia Wilde last night!"
You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"
You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"
itchy green beard by moist101 January 21, 2011
Green Beard Altruism
Greenbeard altruism is a fascinating concept in evolutionary biology that attempts to explain the evolution of altruistic behavior. It proposes that a single gene (or a set of tightly linked genes) can be responsible for three distinct traits: a noticeable signal or "tag" (like a green beard), recognition of that signal in others, and altruistic behavior directed towards those with the same signal. This allows individuals to selectively cooperate with others who share the same gene, even if they are not related. 1 While the "green beard" example is hypothetical, there are real-world examples of this phenomenon in various organisms, highlighting the potential for cooperation to arise through mechanisms beyond kin selection.
Green beard altruism, while theoretically possible, is rarely observed in nature due to the complex requirements of a single gene controlling the signal, recognition, and altruistic behavior.
Green Beard Altruism by The Counterintuitive Words February 10, 2025