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Great Adventure 

One of the many Six Flags theme parks. Located in Jackson, New Jersey. The park features 13 roller coasters, the 2nd most for a Six Flags park (see Six Flags Magic Mountain), and the 5th most for any theme park in the world.

Some of the coasters at Great Adventure incluse Kingda Ka: the tallest (456 ft.) and fastest (128 mph) coaster in the world (as of June 2009); El Toro: a wooden roller coaster that is 181 ft. tall, 70 mph, and is the steepest wooden coaster in the world; Nitro, a steel roller coaster 230 ft. tall, 80mph, and about 3 minutes long! And most recently: Bizarro (formerly known as Medusa), a floorless coaster with many inversions (i.e. loops, zero-g rolls, etc.) that has recently been upgraded with new paint, a new name & backstory, trains with audio features, and elements during the ride such as flamethrowers, mist sprayers, etc.
"Wow, Great Adventure is the greatest place in the world!!"

"Hey, do you guys want to go to Great Adventure this Saturday? I have tickets."
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Great Adventure 

most amazing amusement park in the world where locals who go every weekend have to put up with groups of whorish middle schoolers who think they are so cool. other people put down rides like kingda ka because they are jealous losers who wish the fastest coaster in the world came from their town! otherwise, its a great family friendly park! dont spell profanities, the workers will yell at you! also dont become angry with these workers as they continuously say "visual scan". it's their job.
whore 1: OMG IM LIKE 7
normal people: OMG WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS
whore 2: shut up bitch, im 8!
normal people: this is my town you whore!
worker: great adventure is a family park!
Great Adventure by breadbox123 October 22, 2011

Six Flags Great Adventure 

Six Flags Great Adventure is a place where 13 year old Jersey Boys shank other people with a knife for fun. Oh, and you are almost fucking guaranteed to get into an accident there.
Person 1: Hey, want to go to the Haunted Castle?
Person 2: Fuck yeah! We all know that nothing bad will happen at Six Flags Great Adventure!

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026