Granmole

(1) an unfortunate mole found on female politicians with a 900 number porn voice, a megalomaniacal desire for power, and an inability to reconcile their policy with their religion.

(2) a mole that wishes it was on Cindy Crawford and not on Jennifer Granholm.

Politician: I was totally going to climb her Capitol Hill until I caught a glimpse of that Granmole.

Granmole by punch_em_in_the_head March 21, 2009

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granoler

Slang for "granola."

Princess ate her granoler bar because she was very ungry.

granoler by mayo79 April 14, 2008

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Granmole • granoler • Granolescence • granolesque • granoley

granoley

Taking a chunky shit and forcing it up the ass of another person, dry, so it anally ruptures them.

Damn, my girl friend is on that freaky type shit. Last night, she wanted me to granoley with her, after making me eat weird food for dinner.

granoley by FreakBoi September 4, 2016

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granolesque

Having the attributes of granola.

He's still in his granolesque stage - fruity and nutty.

granolesque by lady j March 16, 2005

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Granolescence

The state of being granolesque. Also: Granolescent.

His granolescence scares everyone who doesn't use patchouli for deoderant.

Granolescence by lady j March 16, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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