Granmole

(1) an unfortunate mole found on female politicians with a 900 number porn voice, a megalomaniacal desire for power, and an inability to reconcile their policy with their religion.

(2) a mole that wishes it was on Cindy Crawford and not on Jennifer Granholm.

Politician: I was totally going to climb her Capitol Hill until I caught a glimpse of that Granmole.

by punch_em_in_the_head March 21, 2009

granoler

Slang for "granola."

Princess ate her granoler bar because she was very ungry.

by mayo79 April 14, 2008

granoley

Taking a chunky shit and forcing it up the ass of another person, dry, so it anally ruptures them.

Damn, my girl friend is on that freaky type shit. Last night, she wanted me to granoley with her, after making me eat weird food for dinner.

by FreakBoi September 4, 2016

granolesque

Having the attributes of granola.

He's still in his granolesque stage - fruity and nutty.

by lady j March 16, 2005

Granolescence

The state of being granolesque. Also: Granolescent.

His granolescence scares everyone who doesn't use patchouli for deoderant.

by lady j March 16, 2005