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The Ambulance has got it's lights on 

Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .
For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on
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Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone) 

I can't tell you, baby, what went wrong
I can't make you feel what you felt so long ago
I'll let it show
… I can't give you back what's been hurt
Heartaches come and go, and all that's left are the words
I can't let go
… If we take some time to think it over, baby
Take some time, let me know
If you really want to go
… Don't know what you got 'til it's gone
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
Just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long
… I can't feel the things that cause you pain
I can't clear my heart of your love, it falls like rain
Ain't the same
… I hear you calling far away
Tearing through my soul, I just can't take another day
Who's to blame?
… If we take some time to think it over, baby
Take some time let me know
If you really wanna go
… Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone)
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
Just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long
… Do you wanna see me beggin' baby
Can't you give me just one more day?
Can't you see my heart's been draggin' lately?
I've been lookin' for the words to say

It's got a face, but no body 

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.
Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!

Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!

Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it. 

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people 

Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."

cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it 

cupid usually shoots someone with an arrow when they are in love but when some one falls out of love or got there heartbroken by someone they use the expressoin cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it from shanell and nicki minaj new song
shanell: cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it,cupid's got a gun and he shot me with and who said he's a lover when he's a murderer

nicki minaj: why you crush crush crush my heart and when i try to leave you crush crush my car

That’s Got Some Ear On It 

A comment after hearing loud burping or flatulence. Mainly used in the south
Damn Joe That’s Got Some Ear On It