goon ass

an unimportant person whose only reason for existence is to take up space and piss you off

Harold! Get off the can, I need to take a dump you fucking goon ass.

by imrickjamesbitch March 26, 2004

Goon Ass Goon

The opposite of a jeff.

Aryan just jumped on a car hood and broke it. He's a goon ass goon.

by thegoonassgoon September 17, 2018

sloth ass goon

a lazy ass nigga, who always has other people do his shit for him.

manny provencio is such a sloth ass goon because he has sinista do everything for him.

by Barry Lamar April 3, 2008

Nancy-Ass Goon

One who is insecure and vain as well as an outcast in the eyes of his/her peers.

If you don't like Jay Cutler you're a Nancy-Ass Goon

by Robadu Rob Al August 13, 2017

Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.

Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."

by perroa March 22, 2024

Goonass

6"6" and worthless, albino, or dumb as hell

Henry is a goonass

by Kaleb Moural May 11, 2017