Google Wisdom 

Anything that is proven to be fact by searching for keywords on Google's search engine and comparing the result totals.

The search engine (www.google.com) is used because it is the de facto search engine of choice on the internet.

If you Google (verb) the words "Dick Cheney" + "Selfless", you get 25,400 results (as of 7/2009).

If you Google the words "Dick Cheney"
+ "Selfish" you get 110,000 results.

This is intended to indicate that the popular consensus on the internet is that 'Dick Cheney' is more closely associated with the term 'selfish' than 'selfless'. He must therefore be, in fact, selfish.

This conclusion is called 'Google Wisdom'.

Google Wisdom by DrMario July 8, 2009

Google Wisdom 

Sayings or statements that make an individual appear extremely wise when in actuality, their words are stolen from someone else and can be found by performing a simple Google search.

1) Bert: "I'm kinda nevous about the company holiday party...what am I even going to talk about?"
Ernie: "You'll be fine, just make small talk and throw in a little Google Wisdom to impress them."

2) Dick: "Whenever Kenny gets high, he starts havin these deep ass conversations! You should hear him, he's crazy smart yo!!!"
Mike: "It's all Google Wisdom, fool! Kenny don't know shit!!!"

Google Wisdom by PKeternal October 1, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012