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goof juice 

Semen ejaculated directly into a woman's mouth, vagina, (a.k.a Hoo-hah) or any other orifice. Often used in a comedic sense, can also turn a woman on to oral sex at the prospect of being "juicy."
Your hoo-hah got pumped with goof juice all last weekend.
goof juice by Nickolii April 26, 2006
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Goof Juice 

PG-13 version of the word semen or cum.
Yeah last night I shot my goof juice into her hoo-hah
Goof Juice by 8urningStarIV August 17, 2007

goof juice 

Goof juice comes from the fact that most people turn into goofs during and after drinking cheap wine.
Todd only has to have a few glasses of goof juice to get the same effect as drinking a case of beer.
goof juice by Magster November 9, 2004

goofjuice 

from David Feintuch's Seafort Saga, name of a highly addictive drug; mild expletive with similar usage to "nonsense" or "bullshit".
Don't listen to that pile of goofjuice.
goofjuice by blogstress July 29, 2008

Goofjuice 

From David Feintuch's Seafort Saga, name of a highly addictive drug; mild expletive with similar usage to "nonsense" or "bullshit".
Don't listen to that pile of goofjuice.
Goofjuice by blogstress July 25, 2008
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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