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Golden Light 

The best type of light, hands down. If you think otherwise, you are a mental patient.
I was sleeping and then the Golden Light woke me.
Golden Light by MadonPurgatory February 1, 2021

golden lightning shower 

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.
That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

golden lightning shower 

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.
After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!