Golden bear

The act of peeing on a very large and hairy man.

Jeff just received a golden bear from Sally.

by Thor09 January 25, 2007

golden bear

Best bar in Sacramento

I was drinking @ the Golden Bear when a cougar attacked me.

by Raul Duke April 22, 2005

golden bear

Similar to a golden shower only involving taking a dump.

I gave that bitch a golden bear on her face.

by Cincy December 30, 2007

golden bear

Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.

Golden bear 386 for Mac

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004

Golden Bear

One who is talented at the game of football yet dumb as a box of rox in other catagories.

Yo, he's the golden bear fo shizzle man, just wish he had some real brizzains.

by Bzak October 06, 2003

Golden Bear

A gay man who is stocky and hairy is referred to as a bear. A man with similar features but blonde hair is a golden bear.

"That husky, hairy blonde guy is a golden bear" bear

by G-FRY July 28, 2009

Brown Bear, Golden Shower

A phrase referring to the abrupt stop of intercourse, initiated by the woman, where she turns around as if she is going to give oral please, but defecates on the face of her partner instead. She then immediately proceeds to wash away the feces with a steady stream of urine. Intercourse should then resume as if nothing happened.

Last night things were going great, until this chick gave me a brown bear, golden shower.

by TJamie January 05, 2012