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Golden Eye 

The act of appearing sober in front of cops/parents/employers in order to avoid getting arrested/grounded/fired. Normally said by a less drunk friend to the more drunk friend to avoid the aforementioned consequences.
Drunk Friend #1: *stumbling around* Hey! Hey! You on the horse! Why dont you.... *continues mumbling incoherently*

Less Drunk Friend #2: Cory! Those are cops! I'm going to need you to golden eye for me buddy

Drunk Friend #1: Top of the evening to you gentlemen, beautiful night for a walk if I do say so myself.

Less Drunk Friend #2: Very nice.
Golden Eye by j2themfk December 1, 2011

Golden Eye 

Peeing in a sex partners brown eye (butthole).
How would you like to turn that brown eye into a golden eye?
Golden Eye by Braprider August 26, 2006

golden eye 

defined as either/or: When someone urinates in another person's eye; when someone "shoots their load" ie, cums in someones eye.
Example 1: The only thing the girl saw was his dick, before a steaming shot of piss gave her a good ol' fashion golden eye.

Example 2: During sex, Ogelthorpe's condom broke, thus the best plan of action was to pull out before climaxing, instead of shooting his load on a napkin, Ogelthrope gave his girl a golden eye.
golden eye by Devastated Dave August 5, 2006

Golden Eye 

You ever talk to me like that again I'll shove my key in your Golden Eye
Golden Eye by 32_D3gr33s January 2, 2009

Golden Eye 

A red eye flight into Europe on a private jet where you work or party without sleeping on the plane.
Too much work to do so we took a golden eye from Miami to London and went straight to a day full of meetings.
Golden Eye by UberGuy June 19, 2021

golden brown eye 

When a man urinates a hot steamy stream into a woman's bunghole, hence giving her one hot golden brown eye in the bobby.
He gave her a "golden brown eye" and she was pissing out her ass for weeks. "Man did you hear, he gave her the good bobby last night."