The act of appearing sober in front of cops/parents/employers in order to avoid getting arrested/grounded/fired. Normally said by a less drunk friend to the more drunk friend to avoid the aforementioned consequences.
Drunk Friend #1: *stumbling around* Hey! Hey! You on the horse! Why dont you.... *continues mumbling incoherently*
Less Drunk Friend #2: Cory! Those are cops! I'm going to need you to golden eye for me buddy
Drunk Friend #1: Top of the evening to you gentlemen, beautiful night for a walk if I do say so myself.
Less Drunk Friend #2: Very nice.
Less Drunk Friend #2: Cory! Those are cops! I'm going to need you to golden eye for me buddy
Drunk Friend #1: Top of the evening to you gentlemen, beautiful night for a walk if I do say so myself.
Less Drunk Friend #2: Very nice.
by j2themfk December 02, 2011
by Braprider August 26, 2006
by 32_D3gr33s September 01, 2007
1. The result of a sexual act involving the peeing in someone's eye
2. The compound word refering to an object in the movie "Goldeneye" which is key to the control of two EMP satellites
2. The compound word refering to an object in the movie "Goldeneye" which is key to the control of two EMP satellites
by Tanaka Mushi January 10, 2006
defined as either/or: When someone urinates in another person's eye; when someone "shoots their load" ie, cums in someones eye.
Example 1: The only thing the girl saw was his dick, before a steaming shot of piss gave her a good ol' fashion golden eye.
Example 2: During sex, Ogelthorpe's condom broke, thus the best plan of action was to pull out before climaxing, instead of shooting his load on a napkin, Ogelthrope gave his girl a golden eye.
Example 2: During sex, Ogelthorpe's condom broke, thus the best plan of action was to pull out before climaxing, instead of shooting his load on a napkin, Ogelthrope gave his girl a golden eye.
by Devastated Dave August 05, 2006
When a man urinates a hot steamy stream into a woman's bunghole, hence giving her one hot golden brown eye in the bobby.
He gave her a "golden brown eye" and she was pissing out her ass for weeks. "Man did you hear, he gave her the good bobby last night."
by Stanley Steamrollz March 11, 2014
(Phrase): When someone Chunder Dragons while simultaneously giving a Golden Shower and a Cleveland Steamer.
by Biganimedaddy November 28, 2023