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Golden Eye 

The act of appearing sober in front of cops/parents/employers in order to avoid getting arrested/grounded/fired. Normally said by a less drunk friend to the more drunk friend to avoid the aforementioned consequences.
Drunk Friend #1: *stumbling around* Hey! Hey! You on the horse! Why dont you.... *continues mumbling incoherently*

Less Drunk Friend #2: Cory! Those are cops! I'm going to need you to golden eye for me buddy

Drunk Friend #1: Top of the evening to you gentlemen, beautiful night for a walk if I do say so myself.

Less Drunk Friend #2: Very nice.
Golden Eye by j2themfk December 1, 2011

Golden Eye 

Peeing in a sex partners brown eye (butthole).
How would you like to turn that brown eye into a golden eye?
Golden Eye by Braprider August 26, 2006

golden eye 

defined as either/or: When someone urinates in another person's eye; when someone "shoots their load" ie, cums in someones eye.
Example 1: The only thing the girl saw was his dick, before a steaming shot of piss gave her a good ol' fashion golden eye.

Example 2: During sex, Ogelthorpe's condom broke, thus the best plan of action was to pull out before climaxing, instead of shooting his load on a napkin, Ogelthrope gave his girl a golden eye.
golden eye by Devastated Dave August 5, 2006

Golden Eye 

The hole in the end of a man's penis.
You ever talk to me like that again I'll shove my key in your Golden Eye
Golden Eye by 32_D3gr33s January 2, 2009

Golden Eye 

A red eye flight into Europe on a private jet where you work or party without sleeping on the plane.
Too much work to do so we took a golden eye from Miami to London and went straight to a day full of meetings.
Golden Eye by UberGuy June 19, 2021

golden brown eye 

When a man urinates a hot steamy stream into a woman's bunghole, hence giving her one hot golden brown eye in the bobby.
He gave her a "golden brown eye" and she was pissing out her ass for weeks. "Man did you hear, he gave her the good bobby last night."