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golden bear 

Similar to a golden shower only involving taking a dump.
I gave that bitch a golden bear on her face.
golden bear by Cincy December 30, 2007

golden bear 

Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.
Golden bear 386 for Mac
golden bear by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

Golden Bear 

One who is talented at the game of football yet dumb as a box of rox in other catagories.
Yo, he's the golden bear fo shizzle man, just wish he had some real brizzains.
Golden Bear by Bzak October 6, 2003

Golden Bear 

A gay man who is stocky and hairy is referred to as a bear. A man with similar features but blonde hair is a golden bear.
"That husky, hairy blonde guy is a golden bear" bear
Golden Bear by G-FRY July 28, 2009

Golden bear 

The act of peeing on a very large and hairy man.
Jeff just received a golden bear from Sally.
Golden bear by Thor09 January 25, 2007

Brown Bear, Golden Shower 

A phrase referring to the abrupt stop of intercourse, initiated by the woman, where she turns around as if she is going to give oral please, but defecates on the face of her partner instead. She then immediately proceeds to wash away the feces with a steady stream of urine. Intercourse should then resume as if nothing happened.
Last night things were going great, until this chick gave me a brown bear, golden shower.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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