Similar to a golden shower only involving taking a dump.
I gave that bitch a golden bear on her face.
by Cincy December 4, 2007
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Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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One who is talented at the game of football yet dumb as a box of rox in other catagories.
Yo, he's the golden bear fo shizzle man, just wish he had some real brizzains.
by Bzak October 6, 2003
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A gay man who is stocky and hairy is referred to as a bear. A man with similar features but blonde hair is a golden bear.
"That husky, hairy blonde guy is a golden bear" bear
by G-FRY July 28, 2009
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The act of peeing on a very large and hairy man.
Jeff just received a golden bear from Sally.
by Thor09 January 22, 2007
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A phrase referring to the abrupt stop of intercourse, initiated by the woman, where she turns around as if she is going to give oral please, but defecates on the face of her partner instead. She then immediately proceeds to wash away the feces with a steady stream of urine. Intercourse should then resume as if nothing happened.
Last night things were going great, until this chick gave me a brown bear, golden shower.
by TJamie January 5, 2012
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