Goecke

A Goecke is a douche, he is stuck up but has good friends around him. Those friends help lead him, and they most of the time, are primarily responsible for him still being alive. Goecke is cocky self absorbent, inflated sense of looks and personality, expects too much, thinks he is too good for everyone else. His friends try and are the only thing that can keep him anywhere close to not becoming an egomaniac.

Goecke: Whoa she is only a 9/10 I can't even acknowledge her existence

George: Dude, you can be friends with her, stop being such a Goecke

by Logan Cote August 30, 2013

greckenflacia

Argentinian folk tale about things that come in the night and set fire to your sister. Also refers to a mini-cult of goat milking cheese fetishists on the App Amino.

Suzan: "Daniel, it's 10:30 at night, what could you possibly be doing that requires six crates of goat cheese?"
Daniel: "Greckenflacia."

by Edward L Cahn December 26, 2018

gocker

A man beast, loves a good shag, parties like an animal.

Liam’s dad is such a gocker

by Gocker May 22, 2018

godecker

A man who looks like Jesus, but hung like Mary....

Man you should shoot that Godecker in the head....

by GaryHatesMattSoMuch May 19, 2008

small penis goeken

a condition where the minute size of a person's penis adversely affects his behavior towards other people, particularly of the opposite sex. symptoms range from exhibiting overtly aggressive behavior to completely incoherent speech and the inability to control urination due to the miniscule dimensions of the said organ; usually all symptoms occur simultaneously.

after a cerebral hit of what eric thought was opium; which turned out to be sour dwarf milk, he started to act like a small penis goeken

by original prankster May 1, 2006

geckert

A term frequently used in software engineering to describe rogue or katty-whompus behavior in source code. Often there is an unspoken agreement between two parties in which only one of the parties has agreed on and has therefore created undocumented, unreliable, and buggy source code.

Bill: Man, I am really tired today.

Jane: Why is that, Bill?

Bill: Well I spent all day chasing software bugs in our local repository and was able to trace it to a geckert.

Jane: Why does that always seem to happen around here?

by codelicious0 February 23, 2014

gocker

A human man beast, loves a good shag and a party animal

Liam’s dad is gocker

by Gocker May 22, 2018