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When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church

Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying

'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'

-Jake Paul in a nutshell-
I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH

-Leafyishere

-Keemstar

-Jake Paul

-Pewdiepie

-Ricegum
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by Ketchup_faggotmp4 June 12, 2017
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A word made by Jake Paul, commonly rhymed with "Merch"
It has no meaning, just "god church"
Example 1
"Oi, bro just dropped some new merch"
"Oh yea, how's it sellin' bro?"
"Like a god Church"
Example 2
"Have you bought any god churches recently?"
"Oh, nah mate"
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A godchurch is a church that consists of gods according to Pewdiepie it's used in Jake Paul's new fag song called it's every day bro
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What a nonsensical, 20 year old, ex-Disney star, white guy from Ohio (who can't rap) said.
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A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.
Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.

Pewdiepie made is sound better
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a word that jake paul made up to rhyme with his extremely terrible song and music video
just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church
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Like a church but better because you added god to the word
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