God Church

It's a word typically used to describe how well merch is selling

and I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by PotatoLover666 June 28, 2017

God Church

A "god church" is a term used by the youtube and television star Jake Paul.
The term "god church" means a lot as the way Jake Paul said in the song "It's Everyday Bro" "and it's selling like a god church.
This references the widespread belief of god across the world and how many people go to church to worship their god.

I sell my merch like a god church.

by Logan Paul. July 12, 2017

God Church

Jake Paul's word for 'in demand'. Heard at his song, It's EveryDay Bro.

I just dropped some merch, and it's selling like a God Church.

by City of England June 19, 2017

God Church

Social Media Star Jake Paul invented this thing
Like what the heck is a god church?

''I just dropped some new merch,and it's selling like a god church

by YEAH I SMELL GOOD July 30, 2017

God Church

A lyric from It's Everyday Bro created by our Lord and Savior Jake Paul, which he tried to compare his new merch to a christian or jewish church. Probably trying to compare his new merch with his own religion which is the Jakepaulers and the name of his church is God Church

1)SORRY BRO I GOTTA GO TO GOD CHURCH AND PLAY WITH MY SPINER BUT NOT MY WEINER.

2)YOU KNOW WHAT !!! FLIP KENDRICK LAMAR I PREFER JAKE PAULAND GO TO HE'S GOD CHURCH.

by Jesus christ it's Jason Bourne June 3, 2017

God Church

A word in Jake Paul's song its every day bro. And he had to ryhme with merch. And now it's a things he says.

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH!

by theLmastet September 26, 2017

God Church

A word used by a mentally ill non-human youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded.

Jack Paul: Hey babe-
Totally fine non-retarded girlfriend: Hey you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
Jack paul: WHAT!!... BUT... by the way my new merch is selling like a GOD CHURCH
* Speech 0 *

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019