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Glizzy Goblin 

Not to be confused by a Glizzy Gladiator or a Glizzy Gobbler, a Glizzy Goblin could be categorized not for the speed in which they consume the Glizzy but how many Glizzies they could handle or take in.
Cameron: “I’m back, WOAH where did all the Glizzies go”
Raphael: “ Robert the absolute Glizzy Goblin got greedy and took them all”
Glizzy Goblin by SirRaphael August 4, 2020

glizzy goblin 

the act of shlobbing on that glizzy 2k and muchin that hoe up like i eat mama
glizzy goblin by gobbler2k April 24, 2022

Glizzy goblin 

When at younglife camp you become the glizzy master (Daniel R).
“Lights out all you glizzy goblins, it’s not Halloween.”

Glizzy Goblin 

A fat, unattractive woman who gets by on sucking dick. Not to be confused with a “keg on legs”.
-Yo playboy why you with that fat, ugly bitch?
-Because she can suck a mean dick.

-Oh yeah, you got yourself a real glizzy goblin!

Glizzy gobblin 

Kids who watch anime all the time, don’t go outside and are sus
“That kids such a glizzy gobblin”
“AYOOOO”

gobbling a glizzy 

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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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