Gjorge 

Gjorge is the Macedonian form of George. The name is commonly given to boys who are projected to be over 6 feet tall and will go to Ivy League schools such as Yale.

Gjorges are typically handsome and charming. Their personalities are particularly attractive to American or Serbian girls. Their infectious smiles have also been found to cause blushing in Asian women, also known as the Asian Blush. In the rare cases when a Gjorge meets an Asian, American or Serbian female, the girl suffers from a massive addiction to the Macedonian and the following side effects:

1) Altered mental state - almost euphoric state of happiness; ignorant of all else going on around her

2) Attention disorder - inability to concentrate on anything other than the Gjorge

3) Paranoia - fear that the Gjorge may not call within every 3 hours

4) Insomnia - Lack of sleep because any spare hour is spent on Gjorge

5) Impatience - constant desire and urge to see the Gjorge

Gjorges are also known for organizing great dates and their ability to sweep women off their feet. If you are looking to catch a Gjorge, you must execute perfect timing to lure them out. Be direct and forceful to get them to commit to another meeting and continue the process until the Gjorge adapts to this repetitive behavior and reciprocates your feelings.

The long term effects of Gjorges are not yet known. However a study is underway to learn more about this phenomenon.

"Oh my god, I've fallen for this guy! His name is Gjorge."

"I just had the best date ever with this guy Gjorge."

"I can't wait until I can see Gjorge."

If boy = "Gjorge"

Then girl = "happy"

Else girl = "sad"

"Gjorge, I'm all yours."

Gjorge by Unknown120987 January 5, 2017

Bush, George W. 

Someone who cannot comprehend how to operate a rain poncho or a country.

Bush, George W. is happy because now he's been moved to second-worst president of all time.

Bush, George W. by French Toast and Cheese March 15, 2017

GeorgeNotFound 

a minecraft youtuber who won’t upload the vlog

“georgenotfound did you upload the vlog yet?”
“nah it doesn’t exist”

GeorgeNotFound by splashpotions September 16, 2020

GeorgeNotFound 

An immaculate excuse to get out of trouble.

"As Police Officers, we will have to give you a ticket for speeding."
"Wait! I'm friends with GeorgeNotFound!"

GeorgeNotFound by not ekul's cousin November 15, 2020

George Weasley 

The sexiest character in the Harry Potter books. He is a great prankster and Quiddich player. He is in Gryffiondor, along with his brothers Bill, Charlie, Percy, fred, and Ron, and sister Ginny.

George Weasley: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
George Weasley: Mischief managed.

George Weasley by ThatChickFromRavenclaw December 20, 2014

GeorgeNotFound 

A minecraft youtuber who just so happens to be a simp for DreamWasTaken but won't admit it.

Person 1.: Ugh, no I'm not going to say 'I love you'!

Person 2.: Looks like somebody is pulling a Georgenotfound.

GeorgeNotFound by noxxa May 10, 2020

George Salazar 

the ultimate bandana man. sings like a god. he sponsors supreme even tho he isn’t really sponsored by supreme. gains 1.5billion followers a day. put him on broadway thank you.

Me: wHOA george salazar’s Instagram sure in getting popular hahaha pls revive godspell

George Salazar by sslushiess the flop meme girl March 7, 2018