Author of:
Down and Out in Paris and London
Burmese Days
A Clergyman's Daughter
Keep the Aspidistra Flying
The Road to Wigan Pier
Homage to Catalonia
Coming Up for Air
Inside the Whale and Other Essays
The Lion and the Unicorn: Socialism and the English Genius
Animal Farm
Dickens, Dali and Others
1984
Shooting and Elephant and Other Essays
Such, Such Were the Joys
Down and Out in Paris and London
Burmese Days
A Clergyman's Daughter
Keep the Aspidistra Flying
The Road to Wigan Pier
Homage to Catalonia
Coming Up for Air
Inside the Whale and Other Essays
The Lion and the Unicorn: Socialism and the English Genius
Animal Farm
Dickens, Dali and Others
1984
Shooting and Elephant and Other Essays
Such, Such Were the Joys
by The Drafted's guitar player August 14, 2005
by James Lowe May 8, 2004
by sokar September 18, 2008
by Bubble wrap September 4, 2017
"I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!"
by the_ruiner June 17, 2004
George Carlin is the funniest comedian that has ever lived. George Carlin is responsible for the original list of "7 words you can't say on T.V." A man who never cares who he may offend, as long as he has SOMEONE pissing themselves laughing.
George Carlin Quotes
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
"People with low self-esteem have earned it"
"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
"People with low self-esteem have earned it"
"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"
by NikSno May 15, 2006
An absolute leg-opener. The HOTTEST ginger alive. He is the sexiest mfer alive. The only man hot enough that can be called daddy while he calls you mommy. If you want to lose your menstrual cycle for 6-9 months, this man will get the job done.
Person: Mmmm, George Weasley is seriously the best guy I've ever had in bed.
Friend: He's fictional
Person: Shut up
Friend: He's fictional
Person: Shut up
by anonymouslydevoted April 29, 2021