Geometric Fuckton

An extremely large amount of something (usually sexual) that needs its own unit of measure.

Harold:" How many black guys have you banged Marcia?"
Marcia: " A Geometric Fuckton."

Geometric Fuckton by DatBoiR3MY June 12, 2017

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Geometric fuckton

The amount of fucks you give when your girl leaves you, and takes the dog, truck, credit cards, and house keys, with her.

Good luck getting out of that one, buddy. Better hope you’re still on yo mama’s good side...

You: You know what, take yo money, i don’t need it. I don’t give a fuck anymore.

Your crazy ass gf: you will in a minute. You’ll care a whole ass geometric fuckton. Yk what, gimme my credit cards. Yea, the debit too. And while we’re at it, I want my keys back- to the house AND the car.

Geometric fuckton by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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