Geoffecation 

The act of inadvertently voiding one's bowels in a hilariously inappropriate place, such as friend's wardrobe.

In retrospect, declaring a history of Geoffecation on his CV was probably doing little to improve Simon's employment prospects.

Heindrich got really drunk on Belgian beer, and woke up the next day to find he had Geoffecated in his flatmate's antique trombone.

Although some people believe it to be an urban myth, Simon did indeed Geoffecate his pants in the frozen goods aisle of a local supermarket.

Geoffecation by Lancaster's Second Finest July 30, 2017

geoffcon 

A type of retcon (see retroactive continuity) originated by comic book writer Geoff Johns; generally one that renders entire volumes, years or even decades worth of prior comic book stories invalid. These geoffcons can be done without rhyme or reason, seemingly on a writer's whim or stemming from their personal preferences.

A geoffcon differs from your garden variety retcon in that there is little thought put behind your average geoffcon.

"Looks like fifteen years of Emerald Avenger comics just got geoffconned out."

geoffcon by FatMatt666 January 30, 2009

Geofficient 

A term to describe a process that is in no way efficient, lacks any sense of logic and is always less efficient and more convoluted than the original (or standard) solution. This is usually thought through design of a "Geoff".

Guy_A: I made that change to the button, now when a user clicks on it there's 15 Yes/No popups before the file is saved.
Guy_B: Didn't it just used to save? That seems rather convoluted.
Guy_A: eh, it is but that's more Geofficient.

Geofficient by aRandomGadjee February 16, 2021

Geoffyphilis 

Contagious and filthy disease caught from sharing close quarters with Geoff

Ben: damn you look ill son
Ryan: yeah i got the Geoffyphilis

Geoffyphilis by csaw October 18, 2008