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bong geometry
The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn
Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.
Meredith: How so?
Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.
Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.
Meredith: How so?
Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.
Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.
bong geometry by Thundercat Thorn April 29, 2019
Geometry Dash
Geometry Dash by Selfish Shellfish April 9, 2017
Geometry
Dad " Hiya son! Whatcha Doing?"
Son " I'm doing Geometry! "
Dad " Why you little shit... this is a christian family! That's it! Your getting crucified!
Son " I'm doing Geometry! "
Dad " Why you little shit... this is a christian family! That's it! Your getting crucified!
Geometry by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011
Geometry
Torture.Geometry is nothing but a bunch of hard crap that has to with lines like "postulates" and theorems and shit like that.Its really a bunch of hard crap that frustrates the living hell out of yo and when they give you a test your mind goes blank and your like "What the f*ck is this crap?!?!" and to make it worse your put in with a teacher who doesn't know shit.
Geometry Dash
Geometry Dash by gcjdavid May 17, 2015
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