Gelos 

Gelos is the minor Greek god of laughter.
First mentioned by Roman writer Apuleius, though not known if Gelos was considered a real god or was simply an invention of the writer.

Person No 1: Do you know who the Greeks knew as laughter?
Person No 2: No... Did they even have one?
Person No 1: ... Yup, and his name was Gelos.

Gelos by Too Obsessed With Mythology January 20, 2013

gourmet fucking fruit gels 

A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"

Gourmet fucking fruit gels brah

gourmet fucking fruit gels by Suckindickforcocaine November 18, 2017

gelmos 

a famous black/kenyan athlete. gelmos was born in the amazon rainforest where he was brough up by the wolf tribe. he was 7 foot 2 an more ripped then mr T. he survived by hunting his own food an eating the herbs that he found. some herbs were similar to the ones we smoke today.
one day people found him an took him to kenya. this was his new home. one day gelmos tried to run an nobody could catch him. eventually they got in the car an caught him. after seeing this gelmos was put into the kenyan olympic team under a different name. he won many gold medals an broke many records. he is the black god. i look up to him. he gets me through each day.. GELMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! !!!!!

omg watch out!! its gelmossss!!!

gelmos by jmo gelmos January 25, 2008

gelisa 

1. n. A person, more commonly a female, who maintains a wild and often sparatic personality while still remaining clam and collected in the background of the mind.

2. n. One who is balanced in personality.

3. n. One who is empathetic towards certain situations involving individuals or groups.

4. n. Maintaining a balance of emotion and logic when attempting to reach a valid consensus through the reason of humanity.

5. v. to maintain the proper emotion and state of mind in particular situations.

6. v. To be emotionally and mentally ambidextrous.

The gelisa spoke of her own opinion with excitement and determination yet remained open to the opposing idea in oreder to reach a consensus.

gelisa by Nicholai S. March 18, 2010

geosnob 

one who disses someone's experience of an "earthquake," pointing to real earthquakes that happen elsewhere.

Harry (Facebook post): OMG, an earthquake in Greenville, SC!
Dick (reply to post): An "earthquake"? LOLZ. That's wasn't an earthquake. When I lived in SF--now, THOSE were earthquakes.
Harry: Geosnob.
Dick: I'd rather be a geosnob than a geohypochondriac.

geosnob by Arborealizer August 26, 2011

(to) geoslam 

Geoslamming someone means to mislead with the intention of royally fucking someone over.
It originates from Los Angelos and is being used in the music industry usually.

"Yo imma (to) geoslam that mofucka right there and take his shit on god."

(to) geoslam by mhan14631 January 3, 2022

gelsy 

Is a nice girl,who always has your back. She there when you need her the most,has a slight attiude.You just can trust her and everything goes alright.

"Man,can I please get me a Gelsy"?

gelsy by Ghjksl April 17, 2017