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1) n. One of the five original mythical creatures of lore. Said to be created by Homer, the gayzel is at best an enigma whose physical appearance is open to debate. Mythological scholars, most notably Nina Samuels of Harvard Divinity School, contend that the gayzel is the mortal form of the Greek Triumvirate, Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon, and thus shares the physical characteristics of each. In mythology, the gayzel represents the lust of the gods for it only beds virgins, both male and female. The gayzel is first mentioned in the Iliad with subsequently appears in the Odyssey and Malcolm Lowry's Under the Volcano.

2) n. More recently, the term "gayzel" has been attached to promiscuous individuals whose preferences are virgins. While technically ideologically incorrect, this usage has gained increasing acceptance in both mainstream society and academia.
1) "Turn of the head revealed the gayzel..."
-Homer's Iliad p. 886

2) Guy 1: Hey, I've had sex with four women, deflowered them all. Call me the de-virginizer.
Guy 2: The de-virginizer? Really? Questionable. I'll just call you the gayzel.
gayzel by Sean Emory Xu February 16, 2008
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The Screaming Gazelle 

The act of leaping around your house, completely naked, masturbating and screaming at the same time. This should be performed late at night.
Sister: I woke up to hear screaming last night, turns out my brother was just doing The Screaming Gazelle.
Friend: EWWWWWWWW

gazellegames 

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gazzelist 

The most spectacular person/thing/idea ever. Awesome x10. It's a verb, adjective, noun, adverb, pronoun, article, and any other part of speech it wants to be.
"Dude, that concert last night was freaking gazzelist. I broke my arm in three places."
gazzelist by about600midgets September 22, 2009

meat gazzer 

A male that looks at a other mans penis at public restroom urinals.
Hey John, see that guy walking out of the bathroom. He's a total fucking meat gazzer! He was looking at my junk the whole time I was peeing!
meat gazzer by Johnadam May 31, 2006
Coolest people on the face of the earth, outgoing. Strive to be the best.

Although, Late for just about any party/meeting/get together... etc
Man, I wish i was a Ganzel.
Ganzel by yourendisnigh1 July 21, 2009
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countrypolitan 

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