Gazal Toe

A Gazal toe is a genetic deformity inherited at birth. A sign of wisdom, the Gazal toe has been the subject of juvenile bullying for hundreds of years, the first documented Gazal toe was seen on one of the more famous Palestinians of history, a man called Christ...Jesus Christ. As said in the 23rd Revelation of the Bible (only found in the premium edition) "The Gazal toe, gift of god, that of a prophet, will bring wisdom to said receiver, one with a Gazal toe shall not receive gods love, rather one with a Gazal toe is god" Jesus was said to have been loved because of his, but with great love, come hate (newtons third law). Recent study's have shown that a Gazal toe carries brain tissue which is 38 times more dense with neurons than regular head placed brains, this means one with such a 'deformity' is actually blessed with wisdom which regular muggles are not. In conclusion, Gazal toes are a sacred blessing and you should be grateful is you are blessed with one.

Wow, look at Ash's sweaty little Gazal Toe

Hey Sami, can i please lick your Gazal Toe next? I've been waiting a whole hour!!

by touchofawoman July 24, 2023