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1) A style of speech pattern which is considered by many to be a foreign language and is characterized by overt annunciation and inflection of words and/or statements and phrases that lets the world know that you consider yourself to be gay-and happy as well.

2) Flamboyant speech.
I couldn't understand a thing that your hairdresser was explaining to me. I guess he was speaking Gaynese.
Gaynese by DOMINIX June 3, 2009
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Line of Gayness 

Doing something so gay that you can't save yourself by saying no homo.
no.. no man.. you crossed the line of gayness.. youre fucking homo now
Line of Gayness by secret_vet February 21, 2011

heinous anus gayness

A situation involving heavy sexual deviance of the rectum amid a furious homosexual encounter.
Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.

Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.

gayness factor 

Well Charles, the ganess factor sure rates high on that gay guy.
gayness factor by Benjamino October 7, 2003

bible of gayness 

The bible that describes all gay actions and all the ways to find a gay man. It also teaches you how to be gay. People often says its gay to read this bible, but it is still a great idea when you are gay and you don't know how to find people like you.
Hey man wanna read the bible of gayness?
Sure!
bible of gayness by Dieu Poulet January 13, 2021

Gynesexual 

(Also gynephilia, or gyne) In behavioral science it's the attraction to the woman gender, rather than the female sex. This means they are capable of being attracted to someone if their gender identity is a woman. This includes both trans women, and cis women. People of any gender, or sex can be gynesexual. Which means straight men can be gynesexual, as well as lesbians, and non-binary people.

Along with gynesexual, androsexual is the attraction to the man gender. Ambisexual includes both gynesexuality, and androsexuality.

This shouldn't be confused with femmesexual / femsexual, which is the attraction to the feminine gender expression, rather than the woman gender identity. However someone can be both gynesexual, and femmesexual.
I'm a transgender woman, and my girlfriend is a cis woman. We're both gynesexual.
Gynesexual by Miss Star Child March 11, 2018

gayness brothers 

often refering to the Jonas Brothers because they are so gay for each other.
Dude, the Jonas Brothers are soo gay.

Yeah, but they're called the Gayness Brothers now.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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