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gay twink alex 

Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.

Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.

These are the 3 leading theories.

At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.
Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?

Gay Twinkles 

The sound that sometimes accompanies a homosexual's action after they do something incredibly gay like. Typically this only applies to male homosexuals.
As the gay man said, "Wow! That top looks fabulous on you!" you could almost hear the gay twinkles.
Gay Twinkles by Michaelvibe February 27, 2010

Thinking Gay 

"Why did you just push on the pull door?"
"I don't know what I was doing... I was thinking gay"
Thinking Gay by Doorfingers September 11, 2020

Gay Fuggly Twinky Femboy

A kid named Benny who like big black nigga dick and is so fucking ugly that his mom would rather take dick than feed him. He is a twink who is also a femboy who like jerking it to grown niggas fucking.
Man Jeffrey you a Gay Fuggly Twinky Femboy. You pmo so much

Think of Gay! 

A phrase to describe a method of delaying premature ejaculation. Basically, it entails thinking about an ugly bastard of a ginger so you dont blow too soon.
Oh crap, I'm gonna cum too soon if I don't do something about it. I know, I'll think of Gay!