(n) Tightly bound female ass cheeks, or buttocks; so firm they resemble two side by side rolls of deliciously seasoned dough; good enough to eat. A spicy rump. Maybe add a little sauce.
by Shagomatic July 13, 2007

The butthole of an Italian man or woman after a rousing night of backdoor action, almost to the point of a pink sock, but not quite.
by DC Jugs October 21, 2019

When someone uses the term “garlic knot me” its a cry for help to get away from their pedo sinister bf/ significant other. Or it can be used to ask for a yummy garlic knot.
by Kwincykun May 10, 2021

Yo, Tiffany, it didn't taste like salt water, as expected, but more like the juice of garlic knots, when you suck on a garlic knot from aj's!
by goldentouchhh September 25, 2006

When two men align themselves in such a way that they both can penetrate each other buttholes with their wieners. Performing the act of love.
by Chestergreenburg December 8, 2020

When you and your guy friends are cuddling and you all tie your dicks into a knot. Then you use garlic oil as lubricant to untie the knot.
by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024

(1): A male individual, either by birth or other means, who is attracted to non-women
(2): An Italian.
(2): An Italian.
(1)
Person 1: "You're such a garlic knot!"
Person 2: "You're just jealous of my boyfriend"
(2)
Person 1: "All the people in Italy are garlic knots"
Person 2: "Some people find that offensive"
Person 1: "You're such a garlic knot!"
Person 2: "You're just jealous of my boyfriend"
(2)
Person 1: "All the people in Italy are garlic knots"
Person 2: "Some people find that offensive"
by VolMeadow February 1, 2024
