gamer shower

A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes

Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"

by longlivepeas October 22, 2019

Gamer Shower

When a man jerks it in the shower

Jack: “Connor why were you taking so long in the shower”

Willem: “He was taking a gamer shower”

by WinterShit February 5, 2019

Gamer Shower

Going into a shower, getting out then heading straight for the computer.

Guy1: Yeah dude I took a Gamer Shower but still lost my comp game
Guy2: Damn, should've brought your gamer towel with you

by JapanNeverMissed January 18, 2022