gamer cheese

The secret dip hidden away under the fat rolls of only the most legendary gamers. Legend says only around 1,500 people have the sacred cheese within their gamer rolls. It is commonly reffered to as the snack of the gods, and many would kill to have a taste of it.

"Hey phillip, did you hear about Bartholomew?"
"No, what?"
"Dude... He has the gamer cheese."
"Holy Heck, let's get down to his man cave now!"
"No no no, wait. We must bring gifts of green beverage."
"Don't forget the Doritos for dippin'."

by GamerBartholomew November 20, 2018

gamer cheese

Gamer cheese is the legendary food that only the most epic of gamers can produce. The snack is made within the foreskin of a true gamer and may often be mistaken for smegma. But only the realest and most swag of all gamers can recognize the true form that in which gamer cheese possesses. The taste of the cheese is different between every gamer. The inner workings behind the production of this cheese is unknown the the world's greatest minds, but all that is known is that in order for a gamer to make the cheese, the gamer must be; epic, a virgin, and must not be circumcised. If any of these is not present, the snack of the gods cannot be.

God: Man I sure am hungry.

The Humble Gamer: *Scoops hand into foreskin to get some gamer cheese
The Humble Gamer: Here my Lord. My cheese.

God: *Eats cheese
God: I thank you for the chance to consume a gamers cheese. I am forever grateful.

The Humble Gamer: Your welcome my Lord.

by TimmusA1 May 31, 2019

grilled cheese gamers

The sexiest group of people you will ever meet. Always hard with 15 inch cocks. make horrible music gaming videos.

wow that group is pretty hot. Yeah, their the grilled cheese gamers

by October 6, 2020