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Childish Gamboner 

The Boner you get while listening to one of Childish Gambino's Albums
(Pants become tight while listening to Heartbeat ) I got a Childish Gamboner
Childish Gamboner by Dis_Nigga August 8, 2015
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Childish Gamboner 

Donald Glover gets us all hard. That's why we call him boner boy. But then Childish Gambino was shown to the world, so now we call him Childish Gamboner. Perfect for when you wanna sing to your significant other a CG song:
Me: I'm gonna sing Redbone to you baby gurl ( อก~ อœส– อกยฐ)
Gf: Oh that's hot
Me: I promise you finna get the biggest lady Childish Gamboner ever ;)))
Gf: Epic
Childish Gamboner by Totort August 27, 2019

Mr. Gamboner

A dickhead, annoyance, a person you heavily dislike.
Mr. Gamboner walked by and scared a high schooler.
Mr. Gamboner by Verdiling December 10, 2025

gayboner 

The occurrence of one's penis becoming erect as a result of homo-erotic touching/playing, thinking of men engaging in homo-erotic acts, or viewing such homo-erotic acts.
Hershman got a gayboner when Futch gooch-grabbed him after drinking some Arbor Mist wine coolers.

After watching Grey's Anatomy, Ballen had to run to the bathroom to relieve himself of his gayboner.
gayboner by Jewbin October 3, 2007

Gayboner 

A gay person's boner. Also, an adjective that describes pretty much anything in a negative way. A noun that also means "Dumbfuck."
That man must be gay, because he has a gayboner.

Emos are gayboners.

Those drones in Halo 2 are straight-up gayboner.
Gayboner by Alejandrochimi October 4, 2007