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Gal-Sneaker 

Originating in 1870, a 'gal-sneaker' is a man who's devoted to seduction (much like the period equivalent of a pick-up artist.
“That's the fifth woman he's brought over today. What a gal-sneaker.”
Gal-Sneaker by C L G January 31, 2021

gal squad 

the group of popular girls/ YASS girls. They are rude and usually are like the bullies in the classic 2000s Disney kids show
person 1: there go the popular girls
person 2: I hate them they're such a gal squad
person 1: fr
gal squad by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

gal smimh day 

gal smimh day is day in 22 may, in that day every one change their name to gal smimh day. their pronouns is remain the same when it was before
today is the gal smimh day
gal smimh day by !kwaza! June 7, 2022

Gal Shimh day 

Gal Shimh day is a

day in May 22 in that day we

celebrate Gal Shimh and we change our

name to Gal Shimh only that day after that our name change back to what he was before
Wow it's Gal Shimh day
Gal Shimh day by !kwaza! May 23, 2022

The Sturdy-Gal Sandwich

/noun/ ˈstər-dē ɡal

A towering, no-nonsense Midwestern sandwich built to fuel the kind of woman who can split firewood before breakfast, cheer through a -20°F Packers game in short sleeves, and still have room for seconds.

Construction (built in this exact order, no substitutions, no mercy):
• Thick-cut deli swirl rye, griddled in butter until the marble pattern looks like a blizzard sky
• Heap of house-smoked corned beef, still warm, piled so high it threatens structural failure
Double cheese layer: nutty Swiss melted first for glue, followed by creamy Havarti that oozes like fresh snow sliding off a tin roof
• Stack of crunchy dill pickles thick enough to make you pucker in three states
Aggressive schmear of coarse deli mustard that clears sinuses from Minneapolis to Milwaukee
• Served with a cup of rich beef au jus for shameless dipping until the bottom slice surrenders completely
Origin myth: The Sturdy-Gal Sandwich was created in the iron-range kitchens and church basements of Minnesota and Wisconsin by women who consider “hotdish” a food group and “uff-ta” a complete nutritional philosophy. The prototype was slapped together the night a group of sturdily built women decided a regular Reuben was “cute” but not enough to get them through a double shift at the plant followed by snow-blowing the neighbor’s driveway.

One bite explains why these women don’t just endure winter—they bully it into submission, then send it home with Tupperware.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to buy a pickup truck, adopt a rescue lab, and say “ope” when bumping into strangers. Consume at your own risk; fragility not covered under warranty.

GGS (Gal Gadot Syndrome) 

A famus person who has no charisma at any aspect but is still succesfull and well known
Man 1: hey dude, did you hear the new taylor swift song?
Man 2: nah man, this girl totally has GGS (gal gadot syndrome)
i dont listen to that shit!