GVA
The Greater Vagina Area; like the Greater Toronto Area (or GTA), but describes that part of the female body where there's just no good word for.
GVA by Jenny Kalbfleisch September 5, 2008
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Gva by Benjamin Franklinusky April 12, 2023
Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA)
Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA)
Guatemalan Vagina Ants, or GVA as it is known in the medical community, is a rare sexually transmitted disease found in the Pacific Coast region of Guatemala. GVA causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. Tourists visiting Guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. Symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the vagina with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. GVA also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to GVA's "ants eating food scraps" effect on latex condoms. GVA has recently been reported in the United States and many medical experts agree that a full-on Guatemalan Vagina Ants epidemic in imminent in North America due to unsafe sex practices of southern college students. Medical experts are also worried that GVA has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called GAA, or Guatemalan Anal Ants. The results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited...
Guatemalan Vagina Ants, or GVA as it is known in the medical community, is a rare sexually transmitted disease found in the Pacific Coast region of Guatemala. GVA causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. Tourists visiting Guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. Symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the vagina with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. GVA also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to GVA's "ants eating food scraps" effect on latex condoms. GVA has recently been reported in the United States and many medical experts agree that a full-on Guatemalan Vagina Ants epidemic in imminent in North America due to unsafe sex practices of southern college students. Medical experts are also worried that GVA has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called GAA, or Guatemalan Anal Ants. The results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited...
Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA) by Wrap it Up December 12, 2009
Gvantsa
The most pulchritudinous lady you will ever come across. She's pristine and decent. She's never auricularly discerned of sex and stays away from 'deplorable things.' She's hysterical and will always be on your side even if the world is against you. She's saccharine and fun to verbalize with. If you're having a lamentable day, she will do anything she can to cheer you up. You're very fortuitous if you have a Gvantsa in your life.
Gvantsa by GodofSex101 April 18, 2018
Gvantsa
Gvantsa is a beautiful girl with beautiful soul. She is the dream girl of many and reason behind many smiles. She looks rock solid but she is made of glass. She looks tough but she is shy and extremely sensitive. She thinms she is crazy and wild but she will be shy and nervous till you actually make her open up. She needs to be loved and taken care of. You should definitely not let Gvantsa go if she is your dream girl, simply because she is one of a kind. The Ace of Spades
Paul : "who's that chic on that dance floor" Roy: " That's the girl on whose beauty I would write a book on and her personality booksssss.... .... thats Gvantsa
Gvantsa by You know me yes you do August 30, 2019
gvantsa
An amazing bitchy girl with great sense of humor, she is great,beautiful kind da aravis arapers arshearchens! She is also very talented and she likes to listen to rock music. Plus she's saying always the truth
gvantsa by Anonym bitch January 15, 2017
Gvanca
Gvanca by Chris_Aiken26 January 4, 2016
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