geezers

Old People, usually drive extremely slow.

Walk into a Nursing Home and you get thrusted upon geezers

by cat g October 29, 2007

Geezers

A man's balls, a pair of testicles. Can also be used as an expression of one's ego. (Can also be pronounced "gee-zahs" as if with a New York accent)

"'Ey Tony, did you see that fight yesterday between Frankie and Joey?"
"Yeah I saw, got him right in the geezers!"
"Oof, right in the geezers. They'll be swimmin' with the fishes tonight."

by xomboii November 24, 2018

Geezers Gonna Geez

Created by Jack on First Dates:

A variant of “boys will be boys”

Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy

A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.

‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’

Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in

Him - Boys will be boys

by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021

Geezers day

Any day of the week where geezers get together to carry out geezer like activities, usually on a Friday or Saturday. This may include going to the pub or to the football

"Cameron, today is a Geezers Day, where geezers get together to be geezers. Let's hit the boozer"

by Jongers January 30, 2019

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.

Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021

flock of geezers

A lightweight nickname for all of the old farts comprising the US Senate.

That flock of geezers won’t make it back for the vote, that’s for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2020

active geezers

Active geezers means there’s horrible geezers gaffing it up and getting very very bent up

Can’t wait to gaff it up tomorrow with some active geezers yeah that’s Fucking nice

by Troyd97 December 7, 2018