Fuxie 

Form of chinese food poisening.
to act a Fuxie is to: Act incredible legible and intelegent one momment, whilst acting like a complete retard the next moment, thus confusing the opponent, who cannot form an opinion of you.

I caught fuxie the other day...
Stop being a Fuxie

Fuxie by A|\|onn June 17, 2005

Fuxedo 

An expensive suit of clothes that a guy wears to attract women in the hopes of getting fucked!

Chad showed up to Keirsten's house in his fuxedo and she melted into his arms!

Fuxedo by SlopNChop May 24, 2016

Fuxedo 

The Fuxedo is the brainchild of comedy-music duo Stuckey & Murray and designed by Trillian. The Fuxedo is a one-piece tuxedo which combines the elegance of a tuxedo and the convenience of a jumpsuit into one fully functional Fuxedo, handcrafted to suit your needs.

I wore my Fuxedo to my sisters wedding ... It was so convenient!

Fuxedo by ViviFFIX July 31, 2009

Fixie Goon 

A person who rides a fixed gear bike with no brakes , the brakes are their legs. They are usually seen running red lights , pulling wheelies , skidding , etc .

Miggy : look at Fabian , he just ran that red light on his bike

Johnny : yea he’s a fixie goon

Fixie Goon by Pacha May 1, 2019

Fütiebäg 

A sport used in west Germany, founded and patented by, Thong Von Strapp, in 1936. This sport consists of a corn bag, or Strüdenhiesler, a can, or Auschwitzlïeser, and of course the foot or, Fubfetisch.

Yo, Adolf !after we finish this hilarious holocaust film let us play some 'Fütiebäg'! Nein? or Ja?

Fütiebäg by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

fixie behro 

typical slang for a male persians who have no life

Typical Persian: Fixie behro
Normal person: Fuck no

fixie behro by nopersiansinbh November 29, 2011

fixie hipster 

Spreading across the thoroughfares and avenues of gentrified and campus America; like an ungodly plague, the fixie hipster is sullying the image of cycling.

In layman's terms a fixie hipster describes the average hipster riding atop a fixed gear bicycle often termed as a fixie. Although the heritage of fixed gear cycling dates to professional couriers, messengers, and track cycling. It is unclear how this style of cycling became popular with fixie hipsters. However, it is generally believed that owning a fixed gear bicycle has been labeled "trendy" within hipster culture.

Lars: So I spent 300 dollars to get matte white Aerospokes on my pastel green fixie. It also has matching tape wrapped around the handlebars. It's the only way to ride these days. It's great when going across campus. It beats rolling around on those passé free-wheelers.

Brett: Those are some nice decorations you got there Lars. What's the sprocket size on your bike?

Lars: umm 62....

Brett: Well, do you take it to the velodrome on the weekends? I bet that rig is pretty light. Real quick on the tracks!

Lars: uhh...I use it to go get a cappuccino.

Brett: Hey you might wanna put an additional braking mechanism on to decrease your braking distance. Don't wanna slam into things buddy.

Lars: Dude that'll destroy the minimalistic, bare bones aesthetic of my bike! It's a fixie bro! Besides I use my feet to brake for emergencies.

Brett: It's just for safety sake dude. Besides how the hell can you even ride a bike comfortably in those tight slacks and slip on shoes. God what a fixie hipster!

fixie hipster by Define Me! April 30, 2009