Fuel the Jet

Your body is the Jet, the fuel is booze.

Person 1: You ready to go fuel the jet? We have two handles and a keg.

Person 2: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuel the Jet by holdmuhdiiiiiiiiick January 26, 2011

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Fuel the Jet

A verb used while confronted with a very stressful situation or an NDE in order to plan a safe escape/evacuation.

AKA: FTJ

"Cover me while I get the package! Fuel the Jet!"

Fuel the Jet by LeChango July 19, 2009

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Fuel The Jet

A common phrase used by jet setters and those adhering to a certain upper class life style, Fuel The Jet refers to stylishly escaping from the day-to-day work life often to lavish locations and events.

Randolph: Did you hear that Ralph Winston Vanderbilt III just short sold half the stocks on the Asian market resulting in a $4.7 billion profit.

Willis: Great Scott! I hadn't heard. Let's Fuel The Jet good chap and head of to the Riviera this weekend in celebration.

Fuel The Jet by The Power That Is October 14, 2011

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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