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frozen hotdog 

Its when you flavor your condom with ketchup, then equipping it, then sticking it in the freezer and falling asleep with your dick in the freezer and condom still on.
David: Oh man, did you see the game the other night?
John: No, sorry dude, i was busy doing my own thing and i ended up pulling a frozen hotdog.
David: Aw shit man, your girl must've enjoyed it!
frozen hotdog by Hoggg December 25, 2023

Frozen Hot Dog Spill 

Frozen hot dog spill

A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”