Front shit 

Slang word for something which is stupid or pointless. Alternatively, one may refer to something as not front shit to refer to something which is great or of much importance.

Coined by Mr. Chi City in the YouTube episode, Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women.

"Let's get out of here, this party is front shit."

"See that over there? Man that ain't no front shit."

Front shit by alabone June 16, 2009

front shit 

slang for having a baby. to give birth to a child.

The woman front shit out her new baby

front shit by Patrick Holman January 21, 2008

I don't like to shit in my own front yard 

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)

Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."

I don't like to shit in my own front yard by Liz Gee November 12, 2012

front shitting 

Front Shitting is when someone (anyone) shits onto a plate or other surface, then force feeds that shit into the vagina of a lady. Yep, the poop is in there, then the lady shits it out her vadge.

It is like taking a regular dump, just using a different hole, almost like rebirthing a dump.

It is believed this horrific deep was first thought of during a snow boarding trip to New Zealand, but no one knows for sure.

There is the high possibility that filming will start mid 2012 on the feature length film of this despicable act, taking place in Eastern Europe, with a bag full of filthy drugs and some slavish whores.

The tall fish tank repair man took a horrific shit onto a plate. Then from the other room a midget came along, dressed as a 1800's army person and forced the shit into the cunt of the lady laying on a glass table (using a canon stoker to push it into the lady's vadge). The lady then proceeded to "Front Shit" the dump onto the glass table.
Every one then decided that 'Front Shitting' is a truly horrible idea.

front shitting by FNTSHT February 18, 2010

Same shit different font 

Basically two separate items or sentences, but still prove the same point

Mom: Red has been playing on his phone whole day and wasting time
Red: "No mom , I wasn't wasting my time on the phone I was playing on the Xbox"
Mom: Same shit different font

Same shit different font by Therealgenderbaba December 11, 2021

Frontshit 

When one is performing a standard shit (aka a backshit), one stands up mid turd-dangle and thrusts so the turd flicks up and covers one's front.

Ergh! Ben just did a Frontshit! He's covered in poo.

Frontshit by An&Be September 13, 2010

Frontships

The word mean - The bullshit relationship you have with many people or so called friends that really are not a true friend....

I'm sick of the all the frontships I have with people. There are only few true friendships that I have...

Frontships by A.P. Reality June 5, 2011