fritzler 

verb. the act of getting desperately lost, especially if fully equipped with navigational aids like GPS, map, compass, etc. Alternately, to seek love on the internet when all other human venues have failed.

Joe tried to take a trip to Vegas but he fritzlered and ended up in Baker, California instead. OR: Mike is very tired because he was up all night fritzlering on Yahoo Singles.

fritzler by super scout 221 May 25, 2006

Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear

Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear is a fine chap who happens to be. a bit irritable come sundown!

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Person 1: Oh my! The candle has extinguished itself! Why are a pair of oculus malus staring at me with such ferocity!?? Oh my! Thy is Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear, the elegant chap whom is playing that awfully disturbing music! *LeapStartle*

Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear by Thy Giraffe February 8, 2022

Fritzled

To be enslaved,then continuously raped by your own father until you give birth to incestuous children.

That fucking bitch Karen has pissed me off for the last time. When she gets home I'll make sure she gets fritzled good and proper.

Fritzled by BaronBulb March 20, 2009

frizzler 

someone who 'frizzles' the situation, rejects what everyone has said and goes with his own choice and completely screws up. Also refers to someone who is high, causing him to act sexually to men when is gay.

e.g.

ME: "Jack just totally blew us off! We told him not to kick da ball and he did anyway! I didn't even work! They scored!"
MATHEW "piece of shit! What a Frizzler!"

e.g.2
ME: wally's screwed up. Hes got a girlfriend and he's trying to screw guys.
MATHEW: maybe he's a frizzler?

frizzler by Evans da slang mysta July 1, 2009

Fritzlesque 

Used in relation to structures built with human captivity in mind.

In a cruelly ironic twist of fate, Kevin McCloud was forced to design, build and live in a fritzlesque dungeon by crazed fans.

Fritzlesque by Kevin McCloud July 29, 2010

fritzled

to be trapped in a room or cellar

As Katharine walked down the stairs into the cellar the door slammed shut behind her - she was now completely Fritzled.

fritzled by SWC76 May 16, 2008

Fritzle Five 

A High five like gesture used to highlight a situation of sheer and utter win on a epic scale.

Person one - "your mum screwed her cousin and didnt get the jail cause its legal?"
Person two - "fritzle give"

*Then follows the fritzle five"

Fritzle Five by fritzle five July 27, 2009