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friental 

An 18-28 year old female that is available to fuck her guy friends for cash. She’s not an everyday whore because she won’t fuck strangers for money but from time to time will fuck her older, more established guy friends to help pay her bills. She's a friend-rental.
Brittany is a really good friental of mine. She's back with her boyfriend today but last night she swallowed my load like it was her job.
friental by Chalupa-Batman April 27, 2015

friendasaur 

The ugly fat girl (ie Land Monster) that is inevitably best friends with a group of attractive females, or sometimes, the attractive female you are trying to have intercourse with. Like an NFL lineman, she will do anything she can to prevent you from attaining your goal. More often than not, the only way to get past this seemingly unpenetrable defense is to have a friend (prefereably a land monster slayer), hook up with the friendasaur. Much like a soldier in combat, one loyal slayer must jump on this perverbial grenade for the benefit of the whole battalion.
Guy #1: I really want to take Lauren home tonight, but you gotta help me out with that friendasaur next to her.
Guy #2: Buy me 3 more whiskey shots and I'll slay her good.

frientance

Frientances can have the power of friendship with the benefits of acquaintanceship. Social media plays a key role in frientanceships.

Frientances don't have to have common interests, common values, and the relationship might not be equal. In saying that, a good frientance is committed to your happiness and the frientanceship doesn't take president over the principles and morals of the parties involved. Frientances have a common history that binds them together. They are people who have left a legacy in your life.

The frientance has arisen due to social media. For people who have more than 150 friends on social media, it's impossible to be friends with all of them. Social media allows frientanceships to endure as frientances can follow each other and take part in each other's virtual lives. This virtuality is a key characteristic of frientanceships.

A good frientance treats everyone like a frientance and when the relationship transitions to the virtual space of social media, frientances engage in each other's experiences in a positive manner. You're not entitled to favours by your frientances, but they might be the connection you need for a new job, business opportunity, collaborator etc. Frientanceships can be powerful since they are a stronger form of weak ties and weak ties are great for networking.

Frientanceships are easy going. You can make as many frientances as you can, and some might evolve into friendships, but a good frientance will never turn into a stranger.
"How do you know that person?"

"He's a frientance... I helped him with his assignment when his uncle passed away a few years back. He was so nice, he gave me a gift as a sign of his gratitude and he always likes my profile pic updates on Facebook ... I bumped into him the other day and we had a quick chat... good guy!"

"....we had such a good time at that party that we became friented . I later found out that she worked at a really cool place. So I messaged her my resume and that's how I got my internship!!!"
frientance by Nicky_L June 2, 2017

Friendasaurus 

def. An especially unattractive member of an otherwise good-looking group of socializing females.

Addendum: Also sometimes known as the "Fat Friend," one will observe that the Friendasaurus is sober and apparently PMSing, which aids in her dual roles of the outing; being the DD for the group, and as the Grandmaster Cockblocker, foiling any attempts for an eventual sexual encounter with one of the more attractive ladies of the group.
Guy1: "Dude, 2 O'clock, the redhead, she's STUPID hot!"

Guy2: "Yeah, but you see the nasty chick dancing next to her? She's a major Friendasaurus; I just saw her cockblock that guy in the green shirt."
Friendasaurus by nutman November 23, 2004

Friendasaurus 

There is always an obligatory "fat" friend in any group of hot girls... the Friendasaurus!
Look at the bloody Friendasaurus in that group!!

Final Frantasy

The act of 'pretending' one of the background characters in a franchise is the main character and trying to forget the 'real' protagonist entirely - especially when they are especially irritating.
The most famous example of 'Final Frantasy': The protagonist from Final Fantasy 12, Vaan was vapid irritating and annoying.

Fran on the other hand was softly spoken, easy on the eyes and later revealed to be an overwhelming badass who totally trumped the bunny-girl image to come off as more of a leader than the protagonist.

Because of this, a lot of players muddled with the Party System so that Fran would appear as the player-character and quietly tried to ignore the existence of Vaan at all.

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Compare and contrast with Antonym "Reverse Final Frantasy" in FF7 whereby for a short time, Cid replaced Cloud. Since Cid was a character many players didn't use, they were stuck with a leader-character whom they knew very little about, might not have identified with and certainly hadn't trained with, dramatically weakening their party. This meant lots of players rushed through the plot, craving to get Cloud (their preferred protagonist) back into the game, meaning many players don't remember the story of this part of the game and hesitate to repeat it - sometimes giving up entirely or cheating at this point to get Cloud back in replays.
Final Frantasy by Osakanone July 21, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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