Friend Potato 

The most majestic thing to exist. They are calm, happy, and don't usually move. They make great pets and/or friends. They are good to hug when you're sad.

I don't have many friends, so I look forward to seeing my Friend Potato.

Friend Potato by _anonymouspotato_ February 17, 2017

Potato friend 

1. A trifling person who acts like a friend, but instead shills their smelly oils and MLM based products down your throat.
2. A friend that retrieves potatoes.

Susan and Karen make the perfect pair of potato friends.

Potato friend by Ohmygollywolly October 7, 2019

National give your friend a Potato day 

November 1st. Give your friend a potato to show how much you appreciate them.

Person 1: i got you a present.
Person 2: what is it.
Person 1: heres a potato.
Person 2: Thanks but why a potato
Person 1: because its National give your friend a Potato day

National give your friend a Potato day by Moon potato November 1, 2020

kentucky fried potato 

Kentucky fried potato: Average roblox enjoyer. People like this will declare bankruptcy to get their grubby hands on more robux.

Kentucky fried potato
Why did my credit card default? Kentucky spent all my money on the new roblox game Criminality!!!!

kentucky fried potato by bestrustkiller2020 December 1, 2021

fried potato 

A potato that got physical abuse from an obese chef and they fry the potato.

I see a fried potato.

fried potato by Potatows December 2, 2016

fried potato 

The most delicious food you will ever eat.
Also known as: FRIES MOTHERFUCKER

Niels: Yo do they have any fried potatoes here?
Will: You mean fries or what bitch?

fried potato by nielsfage September 6, 2018

Fried Potato 

My friend's username, I think this will be rejected though.

Fried potato made fun of me for accidentally typing keybeard instead of keyboard

Fried Potato by MelonSmasher29 March 13, 2023