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Friday Friend

The person that only calls on weekends because they know you know of a party, or wants to mooch booze or drugs off of you
*Phone Call*
"Hello?"
"Hey man whats up where's the party at?"
"...who is this?"
"Its steve man, i got your number from rebecca, she says you know of all the parties"
"oh, uh, let me call you back"
*hangs up*
"That was that dude steve, i can already see he's gonna be a Friday Friend"
Friday Friend by EnBee6889 February 1, 2010
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Fuck a Friend Friday 

The only day of the week where fucking your friends is totally acceptable.

(There's also: Molest A Friend Monday, Touch A Friend Tuesday, Get Whipped Wednesday, Tap a Tit Thursday, and Get Slapped Saturday.)
Your friend (on saturday):"Did you and Sam fuck yesterday?"

You: "Yeah, I don't like him, but it WAS fuck a friend friday."
Fuck a Friend Friday by FTWb1+cH December 17, 2011

Friday night friend

Someone who acts like your friend-they talk with you and hang out with you-one night a week, but then any other time you try to talk with them they ignore you.
She was such a great friend yesterday, but today she isn't responding to my text messages. She's such a Friday night friend.
Friday night friend by AtomicWookie September 25, 2010

Fuck a Friend Friday 

Celebrated on the Third Friday in June. It is the one day of the year in wich you can hit up a friend you’ve always been attracted to and ask to fuck. This is wothout consequence or messing up relations or friend groups. Totally guilt free friend sex.
Friend 1: hey what’s up wyd tonight

Friend 2: nothin just chillin hbu?

Friend1: tbh nothin. I’ve always wanted to ask you this... wanna fuck?

Friend 2: omg thought you’d never ask. It is Fuck a friend Friday!

friday night friend

Person that will come round your house on friday night for chilling if you don't feel like going out.
Normally of the opposite sex.
Ben: Hey - wanna come round mine?
Ellie: When?
Ben: Friday night, i just wanna chill...
Ellie: Ok then my friday night friend you...
friday night friend by Benko October 7, 2005

Thursday Friday Friends 

People that come up to you on Thursday or Friday’s, acting like your friend but the only reason they are talking to you is because you are old enough to go to the liquor store. Usually girls but can also be guys. Will act friendly to you so you will go to the store for them, but when you come back they leave almost instantly. Not speaking to you again until the following Thursday or Friday.
Ali = hottest girl youve ever seen.
Jim= Geeky World or Warcraft nerd who just turned 21.

Ali: Hey Jim I havent seen you in a while....
Jim: (thinking to himself) "WOW i would do anything for her" Yea Ali its been awhile.
Ali: Can you do me a favor?
Jim: Sure
Ali: Go and Get me some Vodka.
Jim: ok.

1 minute after he gets back Ali leaves and wont talk to him again until next Thursday or Friday. Hence "Thursday Friday Friends".

Family Friendly Friday

Family Friendly Friday is when a group of 4 youtubers with a channel called "Family Friendly" post a video. They post a video every friday and call it "Family Friendly Friday"
Person A: did you hear? the new Family Friendly Friday video is coming out soon
Person B: Oh epic! We have to watch it when it comes out.
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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