French squish

Imagine this: You're French kissing a girl. But instead of her lips, you're Frenching her chocolate horn blower. Now comes the squish, but only after 10 pounds of beans. More or less beans makes this nasty.

FRIJOLES!

Peetey Pablo: "Juan, Your mustache is running."
Juan: "That's because I was just French squishing."

by Jacksons and daughters May 7, 2010