A small-sized college based in Steubenville, Ohio. Known to be one of the last genuine Catholic universities standing in America, the overwhelming majority of Franciscan University students embody the traditional Roman Catholic lifestyle.

Franciscan University of Steubenville ranks in the top tier of private universities in U.S. World & Report's Guide to the Best Schools in America.

The university is widely known in the Ohio area to be supportive of pro-life ideology. In fact, the college is closed for one day each year in respect for the Pro-Life March in Washington, D.C., in which many Franciscan students take bus rides to in order to participate.
If one is looking to benefit from a traditional Roman Catholic education, Franciscan University of Steubenville is known for providing top-tier theology courses.
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Eating nothing but shit & semen each and every day.
Person 1: Hey, did you lose weight?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm on that new San Franciscan Diet.
Person 1: ( Runs like hell. )
Person 2: Wait! I'm hungry!
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The act of two males masturbating with one another. Whilst doing this, one male close to orgasm will place the tip of his urethra with the other male's urethra and ejaculate inside.
Note to self: Never ask for a San Franciscan Kiss in San Francisco. Hell, never ask for one.
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The act of two males masturbating with one another and ejaculating at the same exact time. The result is the ejaculated sperm colliding with one another.
This should not be confused with a "San Franciscan Kiss", which is similar, but one male ejaculates into the urethra of another man during or before the other male's orgasm.
"Man, did you see Jack & Terry's room?"
"Yeah. It looked like a pulled a San Franciscan Pileup on the place!"
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To shit in a kettle and boil it, then use the steaming mixture to douche your girlfriend
Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night

Horatio: That must have hurt!

Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!
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A dutch rudder during which the man holds a shake weight instead of his penis. Ironically, this is a safe for work act and the acronym for the term is also SFW.
At the White Elephant party, Scott got stuck with the shake weight, so Tim gave him a San Franciscan Wank to make him feel better.
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