fmeplease 

The really cool website where you can post stories about trying to get laid. Fmeplease is an fmylife type of website where user can vote on stories and make comments.

For Halloween I dressed up as a juice box and said "suck me" to everyone I met at the club. This one girl who was drunk off her ass actually did...and it was the best one I've ever had. FMP (fmeplease)

fmeplease by wonderweiss November 2, 2009

faceplease 

when everything you ever do on facebook is aimed to please a certain friend/group of friends, whom you hardly know.

"dude, do you have andy on facebook?"

"yeah, i always try to faceplease him"

faceplease by danstroyer March 17, 2010