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fluff on the muff 

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To put it quite simply: vagina pubes
Fluff being the pubes, and muff being a slang term for vagina
"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.
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Fluff on the Muff 

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When you go to your local super market and buy that delicious stuff they cal Fluff that you mix with Peanut Butter. You than go home find your girlfriend and say "Hey Babe, Let me put some Fluff on Your Muff." Than you kick it wit her and watch her legs spread as she begs you to spread the Fluff.
Yo Man I hate whipped cream, so im gonna put some fluff on the muff instead.
Fluff on the Muff by RobbieNJ November 16, 2006
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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Oinking 

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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
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Hopeslop

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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026
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trespooping

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The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026
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