flaming trash can

When a man provides a woman with oral sex or a rim job when if fact the woman has a scorching case of hemorrhoids. This action is questionable as to who, for the most part,gets the majority of the pleasure.

Ever since my wife has become pregnant she makes me do the "flaming trash can" every night just so she can go to sleep. I think my tongue is about to fall off, not to mention the horrible tasste in my mouth!