Five Alive is when you give someone a slap upside the head or face to wake them up for being or saying something retarded.
Chris: "I'm gonna move to Hawaii and become a landscaper"
Me: 'SLAP' across the face. "FIVE ALIVE! You really think the US is going to issue you a Green Card for a 'career' as a landscaper?!"
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Chris: "I'm gonna move to California and become a Surfer."
Me: 'SLAP' "FIVE ALIVE. Point Break sucked ass!"
Me: 'SLAP' across the face. "FIVE ALIVE! You really think the US is going to issue you a Green Card for a 'career' as a landscaper?!"
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Chris: "I'm gonna move to California and become a Surfer."
Me: 'SLAP' "FIVE ALIVE. Point Break sucked ass!"
by iNFiDeL KaSTRo April 13, 2009
Get the Five Alivemug. When you are so exhausted at work all day and the moment it hits five o clock; you have all of a sudden rejuvenated energy
by dental nikki October 17, 2014
Get the Five Alivemug. by Ikillpoorpeople November 5, 2019
Get the Alive Five Bagmug.