Five Alive

Five Alive is when you give someone a slap upside the head or face to wake them up for being or saying something retarded.

Chris: "I'm gonna move to Hawaii and become a landscaper"

Me: 'SLAP' across the face. "FIVE ALIVE! You really think the US is going to issue you a Green Card for a 'career' as a landscaper?!"

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Chris: "I'm gonna move to California and become a Surfer."

Me: 'SLAP' "FIVE ALIVE. Point Break sucked ass!"

by iNFiDeL KaSTRo April 13, 2009

Five Alive

When you are so exhausted at work all day and the moment it hits five o clock; you have all of a sudden rejuvenated energy

I've got the five alive, finally of work.

by dental nikki October 17, 2014

Alive Five Bag

When your five bag of smack grows legs and runs away

Is that an alive five bag beating up a homeless guy?

by Ikillpoorpeople November 05, 2019