When 2 people are bent over standing with their butt cheeks touching and, simultaneously, fake sneeze until their sphincters kiss.
Person 1: Aw man, I'm going to have to stick to soft foods for awhile.
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.
by Nfarnold21 July 14, 2015
by Never been fisted September 15, 2017
fist bump
when 2 or more people, friends, make a fist and bump each other
with their knuckles as a way of saying hello, what's up,
keep up the good work,
see bump me
when 2 or more people, friends, make a fist and bump each other
with their knuckles as a way of saying hello, what's up,
keep up the good work,
see bump me
fist bump
by blthrskt October 26, 2009
Zootime merriment performed by the fab five in a clenched fashion somewhat like a fist bump that ravagely pummels the living shit out of one’s pooper
On my ten year high school reunion, I was able to reunite with my old bestie Lenny Fry.. and to think I wasn’t gonna go, the second we seen eachother we did our good ole fist bump and it was like we were youngins again
by Roobeer September 27, 2020
“yo you should tell the teacher that Johnny was beating the crap out of you”
“nah, he gave me a fist bump, so we are best friends now.”
“nah, he gave me a fist bump, so we are best friends now.”
by mr.meosfavstudent October 15, 2018
An alternative to a high five or handshake, often seen in sports. The white person's term for dap. Preferred by germophobiacs such as Howie Mandel. According to Fox News, a terrorist action.
Fox News anchor E. D. Hill: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?"
Kevin: "Nice shot, man! Fist bump!"
Kevin: "Nice shot, man! Fist bump!"
by thesivart July 05, 2008
When a guy puts his fist in a girls pussy and a fist in her ass (at the same time) and then fist bumps them together.
*This can be done solo or with another person for ultimate female satisfaction
*This can be done solo or with another person for ultimate female satisfaction
by PHISHBritches February 01, 2010