Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.
“Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”
by face of mars November 18, 2019
My first cousin-pibling is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
A first strike just literally you (dumb little dicktators, presidents, or who ever the fuck you’re supposed to be) just spamming the nuke attack
Republic of Penis: I’m gonna do, IM GONNA DO MY FIRST STRIKE!1!1!1!!
City State of Kwanchelongeranzis: bruh nuke spammer 💀
City State of Kwanchelongeranzis: bruh nuke spammer 💀
by The Idiotic Neologist January 2, 2023
The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.
Why get a Rusty Trombone when you could get a Rusty First Hand?
by Arcum Dagsson November 6, 2013
Daughter of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s daughter.
My double-first cousin-niece is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
The first day a girl is on her period she collects her blood and uses it as a face mask for the natural benefits
by Jimmy5678 March 13, 2022
Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!
The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith
The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith
by Ciaran Rodgers May 11, 2022