finger dick

the act of sticking your finger through the zipper of your jeans and humping girls or guys for sexual pleasures, with an open mouth and making awkward sex noises.

Steve: Hey Jezzy, look!

Jezabelle: Get your finger dick away from me!

or

Steve: Uhh Uhh, YES OMG ALL THE WAY BABY!!!

Eric: Umm Steve, I'm a dude and get your finger dick away from me!

Steve: The fact you're a dude makes it more interesting, and I know you like!

by appledumplings69 March 15, 2009

finger-dick

when you can’t fuck with your penis because it’s limp so you put your fingers under your cock to keep it in

“use your fingers to help your dick fuck”

“i was too soft so I finger-dicked her”

by ashdgg March 28, 2024

Five Finger Dick Punch

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016

dick-finger

The type of guy who fingers a girl and thinks his finger is a dick. Usually a meat head.

That dude is a total dick-finger!

by 4katy October 25, 2009

butt whistling finger jaming dick sucking whore

One who sucks dick and jams finger in ass while whistling at the same time meaning she is very talented and is a whore.

Kristen: Mike you are such a cock shiner

Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore

by terrorofdeath September 24, 2009

Dick Finger

The smell you get on your finger after touching the tip, when you're done masterbating.

I gotta stop touching the tip of my junk after wacking off.. I got total Dick Finger!

by Jodelle Michelle April 26, 2015

Tommy Dick Finger

Someone who has fingers as wide as a dick

I gave her the Tommy Dick fingers and she started moaning

by CS "You Turkish" May 19, 2016